Stalker Diaries – Finding Love in My Pajamas, using an author as my matchmaker, Dammit.

Dear Jolene,

Can I call you Jolene? I’m really desperate to throw myself a slumber party. Unfortunately it’s currently just me, the characters from Dizzy and My Heart for Yours. For a cost I was hoping you wouldn’t mind being my plus 2 at this event. I promise I’m not a murderer or an animal lover (this prevents any potential allergy issues).

I do live in a remote location so I do need you to bring the supposed twelve steps to becoming a true love story addict. I’ve listed the requirements below.

1. Mani/Pedi Kits
2. Popcorn
3. Chocolate
4. Your books
5. Movies closely related to your books (so we can get a visual before bed)
6. A robe
7. Champagne
8. Boys
9. Pizza
10. A bottle (so we can spin the bottle)
11. Your car (for a secret midnight lover rendezvous)
12. Cosmo (duh, a girl’s best friend)

This all supplied in various beautiful pink boxes would be superb. A few co-workers told me you can’t find love in your pajamas, I’m going to prove them wrong. Since you’re a matchmaker – don’t lie your books have happy endings – I expect you to find the perfect boy for my happy ending.

Please Send Reply.



Jolene B. Perry is a talented writer and believer in love. She writes for all ages. This is her first known stalker.–


9 thoughts on “Stalker Diaries – Finding Love in My Pajamas, using an author as my matchmaker, Dammit.

  1. Love this! I’d love to have a slumber party with Dylan and Ziah. Tobin and Delia would be awesome too, but I have this thing about how Dylan really looking like Logan Lerman. And that just ups his points 😉

    • I think us writers/authors need to get together and have a major writer retreat and invite all our favorite fictional characters for a huge bash! Oh I adore slumber parties and with characters it’d be even better.

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