Years later and still having cravings for your moms breast? Yeah, me neither but apparently I’m the minority vs the majority.
As I was scanning the worldwide web I came across breast milk lollipops.
Clarification: I was looking for bacon breast milk…. Long story
Instead I found the lollipops and their reviews were weird, which only furthered my amusement on the wonderful world of breast milk.
Here’s what I learned by reading the woman’s report:
“So what does it really taste like?”
I had to find out….so I thought I’d ask some people on the street if it lives up to its name.
“Pina Colada, coconut flavor,” said one man.
His girlfriend answered, “Like a pineapple upside down cake”
Another man said, “Amaretto, kind of vanilla.”
“Yea, vanilla too. Yea, that’s good though,” added his friend.
I said, “The flavor that you’re actually tasting right now is breast milk flavor.”
“Holy Cow,” he replied. “It’s the best breast milk I’ve ever had…They nailed it.”
Another man on the street said, “Nurturing, I guess. Reminds me of my childhood.”
“It’s buttered popcorn,” said one woman.
“It’s breast milk flavor,” I told her.
She responded, “I feel like a creep because I like it.”
…for the full tasty article: Candy Company creates breast milk lollipop.
They nailed? You really remember the taste? Especially since no two are alike?
Nurturing? Reminds you of childhood? At what age did you give up your addiction to breast milk?
Lesson: Need to learn to stop googling breast milk — unless I want a giggle.
Oh and if you’d like bacon breast milk (yes for your baby, from another woman’s boob) –> I’m still searching. ‘Bacon Baby Instant Baby Formula’ doesn’t count.