This morning I had to give that normal guy some pretty bad news.
ME: I forgot to pick up rolls? How could I? That’s a staple for Thanksgiving!
TNG: Yeah, that’s a pretty big mess up. How can I stand being married to someone who forgets ROLLS!!
ME: I know. I’m ashamed. Our marriage is clearly a sham.
TNG: Clearly, built on lies and deceit.
ME: Despite my ability to be a good wife you are an excellent husband. The bread defeats me once again.
TNG: I am willing to look past the horrible event and move on… I… Forgive… You.
ME: I don’t deserve your forgiveness but will gladly take it *grabs it before he changes his mind*
End Result: This colossal mistake will be handled and Breadtopia will resume at our house. I apologize for anyone I frightened with this mess up. Hopefully you don’t make the same mistake. You have a few days to get out there and buy ALL THE RIGHT THANKSGIVING STAPLES.