From baby making (or finding), office oh my’s to news story high fives and flirty good-byes this blog will be a whirlwind of random but totally (half) truths of my life and those who bother to visit (celebrities, news stories, and moose shared separately).
All the boring facts about me are taken but supposedly you’re interested anyway. Here’s the lame introduction:
I’m a writer who spends her days wearing different colored pants, big red framed glasses, and wavy hair in hopes to not be labeled a hobo or ‘going for the Mary-Kate & Ashely look’ but more of the ecentric, quirky girl that comes out when she talks.
So here’s are the weird things about me:
Willow is an unstoppable force in the bad behavior category at work. She’ll play with anything.
My office window is a picture of a lake house I don’t even own.
I’d like to climb a moose before I die.
I prefer peeing indoors but that isn’t always an option.
My husband is ‘that normal guy’.
I don’t like cake so quit forcing it on me.
I like my little ponies and basically all little girl things.
I’m music stupid and will not apologize for it.
I wish I had a cool derby name – even though I’m not a derby girl.
Cooking isn’t fun therefore I’m a terrible housewife.
I hate the tearing of napkins. It’s uncool.
I don’t lick my fingers. Also uncool.
Post-it’s are this girls bestfriend.
I could eat bacon in a house, on a plane, riding a pony, in a drugstore… I think you get the point.
*rubs hands together*
My job is done here and as a token of my appreciation for having read this I give you… CRAPTOPIA.