Revenge is sweet (at least I’m told).
Want to survive at work?
Need your boss to be taken care of (no, this is not a sex blog).
Sick of making copies?
Ready for the Mean Girls to get off your back?
Looking for an improved attitude?
Want to kill your boss?
Here are a few options:
1. Quit Whining, Watch Office Space, Quit Job, Become a Hobo (it’s all the rage).
2. Watch Dirty Work, realize they have no idea what they’re doing, go back to work still pissed off.
3. Pee in your co-workers coffee cup. <– Funny but not recommended.
4. Apply for new jobs.
5. Find a trio who drinks beer and look weird hanging out with each other. Find a guy (better yet, a girl – less obvious) in a random dirty part of town, don’t ask for his/her credentials, hire them to kill your boss. Then be forced to prepare to kill each other’s bosses when your dumb idea doesn’t work. Don’t follow through with any of it and continue to complain over beer.
6. Write an Article about it (check out Features) and share with me.**
**Best option voted a thousand times by yours truly. PS – I’m not a therapist, an office whisperer, or a killer so I’m useless. Literally I can offer you nothing, virtually I offer you condolences on your awful office life on behalf of Craplandia.
Or read others shitty lives to make you feel better about yours.
Cosmo Article: Real Life Horrible Bosses
Hoopla: Horrible Bossess…I’ve Had a Few
ABC News: Horrible Bosses: Real Bad Boss Behavior