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Human Interest Story (Yes, it can be about yourself)
Obituary (Yes, it can be about yourself)
Behind the Scenes (Yes… you get the picture)
Fashion (or lack thereof – Hey if People of Walmart can do it)
Dear Celebrity (I can’t believe you’re on drugs again)
What you dream of doing to your boss (G-XXX rated submissions accepted, only because I’m intrigued)
Pitch your piece to firstname.lastname@example.org who knows maybe no one will read it or a ton will.
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