1. ‘Men are the only ones who can let it loose. Woman just don’t do that.’ Me is too cute to toot.
2. ‘She never goes at my house’ <— She flew the coop to go and poop.
3. 'Letting one loose in front of her' If you fart, expect her to start.
4. 'Not staying for dessert' She's smart enough to call it a wrap so she can go home and crap.
Life Lesson: Unfortunately pooping is for everyone.
Craptastically yours, Jennsylvania